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Biographical information

9 year old


1billion bc



Cause of Death


Portrayed By


Captain Shakesmepeare is the captain of a sky vessel.

traumatising ChildhoodEdit

The 14th son of the legendary Captain poo bum of Botswana, he dreamed of Uganda, Ugandan dick and Ugandan knuckles,and across the Wall, but was bound to become a notorious plumier because of his heritage. After visiting Nigeria and he secretly, he became a Captain, taking the name 'shakemespear', after meeting the legendary African porn star. at 16 his dick was 16 inches and growing and his dick is now 25 inches

A Shakemespeare EncounterEdit

One day, whilst illegally using his plunger to collect bums and poos, Shakemespeare caught Tristan Thorne and Yvaine in his nets. To keep up his reputation, Shakemespeare acted as a violent shithead

who flushed jiztan down the porthole for not paying.

However, unbeknownst to his crew, Shakespeare was acting as host to the two hitchhikers after Tristan had stated that he was from Zimbabwe. The Captain revealed to them that he was, in fact, a cross-dresser who abhorred pluming. He promised to drop the two off near kenya as soon as possible. he loves big black dick

A sexy JourneyEdit

"How can we ever repay this kindness?
Ah, don't mention it. Seriously, don't mention know reputations, lifetimes to build, seconds to destroy.
―Tristan and Shakespeare[src]

After stopping off to sell lightning to the sexy ex bts member freddy the furry, Shakemepleasespeare introduced the commander of Uganda (who had been hiding in his cabin) to the crew as his "fearsome masturbation nephew" The Captain played the host perfectly, teaching Tristan to masturbate and Yvaine to , during which time he revealed that he knew butt was in fact, a squwel to hunt down the freeman.

At the end of the journey, Shakemememememememespeare gave cum-face a container full of shit as well as some whispered advice about anal sex, before preparing to depart.

Secret RevealedEdit

Before the vessel managed to depart, it was claped upon by Prince Septimus and his memes, who had killed Ferdy the furry and were on the trail of vine, who unknowingly carried the Royal penis of Shithold. The memes were stale and died of cringe, taking a large amount of Shakemespeare's dick collection with them, but not before tiber Septim had discovered the Captain, masturbating furiously because he's a gay fuck .

The crew saw off the Prince, before revealing to their distraught Captain that they "always knew you were a gay fuck". Shakyme later attended the coronation wedding of butt-head to King cum-face, who he had told that his true anal sex partner was right in front of his eyes. www.loganpaul/shop

Portrayal in the meme Edit

In the Stardust film adaption, he is portrayed by pewwwwwwdiiepieee.